This is SO damn funny!

This happened to me, only not in the stall:

OH MY GOODNESS!... I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: 

"Hi, how are you?" 

Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" 

Stall: "So, what are you up to?" 

Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." 

Stall: "Can I come over?" 

Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!" 

Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!

Thank you Lisa Nemec, for the good laughter!